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That was funny!
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Hey Rup I told that one at a course offered by farm consultants except I changed parlimentarian for consultant.
Went down like a lead balloon.
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:D ... truth hurts eh Chrissy :D ....
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I heard a great one at a party tonight. True story....

Friend's 97 year old aunt, a little on the old side :wink: comes up to her and says ":I'm really worried, I don't know what to do" friend says " why, what wrong?"
Aunt says "I think I may be pregnant" Friend says "But women your age don't get pregnant"
and the old lady says "That's why I'm so concerned" :lol:
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Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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got this on the email today, probably not true, but funny anyway.

You don’t have to own a cat to appreciate this one……

We were dressed and ready to go out for a New Years Eve party. We turned on the night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the door to leave the house. The cat we had put out in the backyard scooted back into the house. We didn’t want the cat shut in the house because he always tries to eat the bird. My wife went out to the taxi while I went inside to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab my wife didn’t want the driver to know that the house would be empty for the night…..so, she explained to the driver that I would be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, I got into the cab "Sorry I took so long." I said as we drove away. "That stupid thing was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me, but it worked….I hauled her downstairs and thew her into the backyard!"

The driver hit a parked car!
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Likewise...... LOL
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ok...I've got some funny pictures...I'll try and keep it clean;) If any of you have seen these before sorry, they are on the internet so I collected them.

I'm a post quite friendly :lol: in other forums.... :roll:


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CHECK OUT HIS GUY. :shock:
do you think he may have had a bad day?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okKYSSRQodQ
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Yeah he must have, i think i saw him on the news recently, lol
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So what's the difference between a pommie and a scientologist anyway???

Who bloody cares............. :D

I always thought that dianetics was all about polite behaviour when eating in a restaurant :D

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A=A=A=A: anything equals anything equals anything. This is the way the reactive mind thinks, irrationally identifying thoughts, people, objects, experiences, statements, etc., with one another where little or no similarity actually exists. Everything is everything else. Mr. X looks at a horse knows it’s a house knows it’s a schoolteacher. So when he sees a horse he is respectful.


About says it all I reckon ..... :D
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RupertofOZ wrote:
So what's the difference between a pommie and a scientologist anyway???

Who bloody cares............. :D

I always thought that dianetics was all about polite behaviour when eating in a restaurant :D

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From The Official Scientology and Dianetics Glossary :

A=A=A=A: anything equals anything equals anything. This is the way the reactive mind thinks, irrationally identifying thoughts, people, objects, experiences, statements, etc., with one another where little or no similarity actually exists. Everything is everything else. Mr. X looks at a horse knows it’s a house knows it’s a schoolteacher. So when he sees a horse he is respectful.


About says it all I reckon ..... :D


so applying this, they could see a pile of manure knows its a Girraffe knows it is food and eats it?

well i guess it might solve world hunger...
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