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An old Alaskan sourdough clomps into town, making a beeline for the Catholic church. He rips off his snowshoes, bursts through the front door and walks straight to the confessional.
The priest on the other side readies himself for an interesting confession. Silence. Priest clears his throat. No response. He taps on the partition. Waits. Taps harder.... Finally the sourdough speaks
"Bang on the wall all you want, but there's no roll of tissue in this stall either."

haha....

Sally was driving home from one of her business
trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly
Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped
the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like
a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into
the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make
a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old
woman just sat silently, looking intently at
everything she saw, studying every little detail,
until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to
Sally.

"What in bag?" asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's
a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or
two.

Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder,
she said:

"Good trade....."

LOL

Anyone that has ever surfed will understand the funny side of this.....

what an awesome wave..... I aint no surfer, but it's a very freaky looking wave...

(btw, I can't see how there's a funny side but I'm willing to believe there is one)

It's funny because you're not there.... but probably have been at some stage.... and you know it's going to hurt..... real bad.....

We always laugh at other people hurting themselves.... this guys gunna get hurt.... real bad LOL

we don't have waves *anywhere* near that big up here. do they really have multiple breaks like that?

not usually... you have to be surfing very shallow reefs, bomboras to get waves that ledge and step like that....

I figured that.... the bit just below him, where the lowest point is...... Ooooowwww...

I still don't think it's funny though Rup..... Your a masochist....

It's not the lowest point that's going to hurt him EB.....

It's all the stuff above him that's really going to hurt LOL


Edited :

The funny part is..... as a surfer you can actually see how it Might... just might be possible to make it out of there ........

Naaaahhhhaaahhha.....

ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An aussie cow cockie was grazing his herd on the "long acre" of a remote pasture in outback Queensland when suddenly a brand new, shining 4WD emerges from a cloud of dust.

The driver in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Bolle sunglasses and Yves St Laurent silk tie, slides down the window and asks the farmer,

"If I can tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

The farmer looks from the man to the peacefully grazing herd and murmurs, "Why not?"


The well dressed bloke whips out a notebook, connects it to his mobile phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get a fix on his location which he then feeds into another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra high resolution photo.

He then opens the digital photo in Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facilty in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored.

Next he accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC- connected Excel spreadsheet on his blackberry and after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full colour, 150 page report on his hi-tech, miniaturised laser-jet printer, turns to the farmer and says,

"You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right", says the farmer. "Well I guess you can take one of my calves then".

He watches the man select an animal and stuff it into the boot of his car.


"Hey", muses the farmer. "If I can tell you exactly what you do for a living, will you give me back my animal?"

The man thought about it for a scecond and then said "Okay, why not".


"You're a Paliamentarian from Canberra," says the farmer.

"Wow,! That's correct! But how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required," answered the farmer.


"You showed up here even though nobody invited you, you want to get paid for an answer that I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are and lastly you don't know a thing about cattle"

"Now give me back my bloody dog"

I like that....