Backyard Aquaponics
A place to discuss aquaponics

Oh, hay, no.

"Troll" like that isn't a word I use.

Did you know "ovoid" is an anagram of "ovoid".

Can anyone suggest a freshwater aquarium fish that breeds in captivity, and has some potential for sale to aquarium shops - for a Mediterranean climate. (Adelaide Australia).

I want some fish in my system. Currently I'm doing mosquito-ponics due to a lack of fish.

Goldfish

Depends on how much you want to spend on start up, but there are plenty of different breeds, black moors, oranga, fantails, pearlscales, etc.

Fan-tail guppies work well. Why do I feel like I've fell into the twilight zone?

Did you attempt to adjust your television?

That's the kind of thing people say after reading this entire thread.

Some people must confuse.



See

We had decided to go with whatever the first suggestion was[*], so now we are the proud owners of 15 gold goldfish.

Which is nice.

We own them, but we don't have them yet.

We also have a new business supplying gold goldfish.

Which is also nice.

As of today, I'm a gold goldfish farmer.

With a 4m^2 farm. Actually it's a bit less because one of those is a circle.


I'm not sure if I approve


If my blog has to finance all it's activities through it's own earnings, and I start a gold goldfish farm with the ad revenue, (morally speaking) does that mean the proceeds of the proceeds also belong to the blog? Or is revenue from the fishfarm now part of the household budget?

These are the things that trouble me.


That and the other day when I said "troll" I think that might be the first time that word was used on this forum.

I didn't mean it like that


[*implied facts may not accurately represent reality]

Mr B
In recognition of the smiles and belly laughs I have had from reading this post. I offer you a question and quiz.
If it is more than one question does that make it a quiz?
Or could it be a riddle? I don’t know.
It’s a puzzle!
Anyway.
How do you write the tune from the “Twilight Zone”
Is it ; do..do..do......do ?
Or ; do...do.do.dah ..do ?

Inspired by the divine ‘Audrey’ and Ron
This is a movie quiz!
All the right first letters, but not necessarily in the right order.

Just surviving Mr Chang, the Terror, of the, Blood line, because, You are only supposed to blow the bloody doors off, you Cockroach.,The Jarhead tribe, is behind the Blue Door, but , Carry on with your mud pies,because, I hate snakes, in the, Bedroom furniture, especially when I want to ,Go home, and have a, Box of chocolates.
Titus
Ps I have no plans for the Murray River

I'd just look on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5aW08ivHU

My gold goldfish are doing great.

I bought 15 at 5cm and a male and two females at around 12.5cm.

I added a 100% cotton mop to give them something to lay eggs on.

One on the big ones follows one of the other big ones around everywhere, so I'm guessing I have a breeding pair.

As soon as I get over the bestiality thing, I'll attempt to hand stimulate them into getting all amorous all over a Petri dish or similar.

Does anyone have any tips on squeezing fertility out of goldfish? There are a few videos on youtube, but I cant tell which ones are doing it properly.

Also what music should I play? I was thinking Barry White (or is that for snakes)

I am pretty sure Barry white is universal... You could always go for bad 90's r&b with Color Me Bad.

After ignoring an import notice of arrival for my solar panels because I thought the woman offering customs clearance services for $160 thinking she was cold calling and trying to sell me something I didnt need, and waiting for the REAL person to call me, I discovered that she was the real person, and now I have to pay her money and a $120 storage fee for leaving my crate on the docks for too long.

I hate importing stuff.

And I lost one of my gold goldfish this morning.

I was feeling stressed by this customs stuff, so I went to hang out with my fish a a mental laxative.

Floating fish are anti mental laxative.

So I watched a kitten video on youtube, but it turned out to be kittens trapped under a tree.

For the first time in as long as I can remember, I decided to declare that I'm actually camping, and poured myself a drink and ate pate. (it's a well known fact that when camping it's always drink o'clock.


Hmmm. Note to self. Change the rules about drink o'clock when camping. By the end of a 2000km epic Murray river camping solar boat adventure, I'll be a rummy for shizzle.


SO I think I should go with the bush tucker man's suggestion. Two cans per man per day.


Now where can I buy cans of single malt scotch.

Hi
The missing orb from a London Knights tomb
could be enjoyed with a coffee.
KKK6667THYL7
You might end up around the world
You will never be hungry and I hope not lonely
Titus
PS
Mr B Graphene is the new tin foil this season

Hi
No codes No hidden meanings
just a genuine heartfelt thanks to Mr B
We are lucky to have him
Titus

Thanks thanker.