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Admit that you don’t have all the answers.

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%

But ,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7
= 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

"The only source of knowledge is experience."

- Albert Einstein

That was before Goggle was around....

Soltun! An absolute +1 for that mathematical break down.

I have a question for you.

If you were paddling your canoe up the waterfall and the right rear wheel fell off, How many pancakes would it take to shingle a dog house?

I do have an answer for that also at a later time.



Oh well I guess it is later now.

The answer is, None because Ice Cream has no bones....... Well did you get it before reading the answer?

No, but that is because my grandma just took a plane to NY and forgot to pack her bags. So my coffee got cold while I was taking a leak and the fish were jumping out of the tank using parachutes to go to the library where the white rabbit was giving a lecture about how Jefferson Airplane broke up because Grace was too slick.

When talking to some one and I say something wrong I say.

Woops I must have gotten my tongue in front of my eye teeth
so I could not see what I was saying and
I got my murds all wixed up.

Admit nothing and deny everything

I thought we were supposed to be leaving politics out of things...

It is only a quotation, not my attitude.

+1 this, Charlie. Good find.

I have a question to make too.

"What makes the God laugh?"

I do have an answer but... as Don said.. at a later time. Let us see who gets it correct. Google or without Google?