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PostPosted: Oct 10th, '13, 15:09 
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PostPosted: Oct 10th, '13, 20:16 
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I am off like a prom dress!

Is that the same as " off like a brides nightie" :D


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PostPosted: Oct 10th, '13, 20:19 
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PostPosted: Oct 10th, '13, 20:58 
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Ups-and-downs create life!... or is that Ins-and-outs?... I can't remember, I'm married... :dontknow:


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PostPosted: Oct 10th, '13, 21:37 
No... you're "nearly divorced"... see recent thread... :lol:


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Saw that!... Moral of the story... If your missus is lookin over your shoulder while you're on the puter, she's not in the kitchen, laundry or bedroom!... Why?


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PostPosted: Oct 10th, '13, 21:56 
Because ... you aren't either... you're on the bloody "puter"... :lol:


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PostPosted: Oct 10th, '13, 22:00 
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...again!... Married!!!

In days gone by a bottle of red was a tool to get some pleasure... now the pleasure is in the bottle of red!... :mrgreen:


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seamonkey wrote:
" Some people you just cant take to, unless you've got a stick" :bootyshake:


I had a good friend, her avatar name in chat was seamonkey... is that you Meena? :lol:


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PostPosted: Oct 10th, '13, 22:49 
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:wave1: No Nanniode, it isnt Meena. Im sure there are plenty of us cute Seamonkeys out there though :flower:


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PostPosted: Oct 11th, '13, 00:09 
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:wave1: No Nanniode, it isnt Meena. Im sure there are plenty of us cute Seamonkeys out there though :flower:


:lol: she is in Singapore and not talked for ages... He he... Cute seamonkey? I haven't seen you, so I can not comment... :lol:


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