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GOOD
A cop from the NZ Police was watching for speeders, but wasn't getting many.
Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a
hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.'
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS'
and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post in the Manawatu (NZ) with a Fine of $160 included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $160
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
As a NZ Policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Policemen's Ball.'
He replied, 'New Zealand Policemen don't have balls.'
There was a moment of silence while she just smiled, and he realized what he'd just said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

She was laughing too hard to start her car.

Not really a joke, but funny all the same. It has a few naughty words, so might be best to mute the audio. You wont miss anything...

How thick is that ice?

How thick is that guy!

The dude is definably thicker i think... haha

Oh what a tangled language English is
And how easy it is to misconstrue;



A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show.
The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says 'I have had a lovely time.
You looked so beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful climbing rose. May I call on you tomorrow?'

She agrees and a date is made.
The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it she slaps him hard across the face.
He is stunned. 'What was that for?' he asked.
She said 'I looked up beautiful climbing rose in the encyclopaedia last night and it said
Best suited for rooting against a brick wall or fence no good in an open bed.

The missus bought a paperback
from Smiths, last Saturday,
I had a look in her bag;
T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”.

Well I just left her to it,
At ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…..

In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down on the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Doris hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week.

Watching Doris bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled up upon her feet;
A couple of minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and…
Said…. I must dominate her!!

Now if you knew our Doris,
You’d see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’d muttered.

She stood there nude, naked like;
Bent forward just a bit ….
I thought what the hell,
Stepped forward,
and stood on her left tit!

Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God; what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on t'other one”!!

Well readers, I can’t tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,….
Turned “Fifty Shades of Grey”.

iphone




It all began with an iPhone...

March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn't?

I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy
when she bought me an iPad.

Our daughter's birthday was in August
so we got her an iPod Touch.

My wife celebrated her birthday in September
so I got her an iRon.

It was around then that the fight started...

What my wife failed to recognize
is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the
iWash, iCook and iClean.

This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.


I should be out of the hospital next week!!

iHurt

This is one of my old favourites.

yep with ya there charlie!

Haha, nice one Charlie

Anyone looking to set up an NFT system? These guys might be able to provide some assistance!

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/breaking/15225841/drug-blitz-nabs-80-330-charges/

Hey isnt that Joels house??

Nahhh!!! They are dismantling a system - not setting up!!!

no, the grass is too short

Way too short....