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PostPosted: Jan 20th, '07, 17:04 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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thought immediately of KE14 when I heard this song, there is about 20 seconds of introduction 1st :lol:

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.......... and click on this *Working Where The Sun Don't Shine*


Here are the words to the song:

SONG: "Working Where The Sun Don't Shine" (The Colorectal Surgeon's Song)

We praise the colorectal surgeon
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don't shine

Respect the colorectal surgeon
It's a calling few would crave
Lift up your hands and join us
Let's all do the finger wave

When it comes to spreading joy
There are many techniques
Some spread joy to the world
And others just spread cheeks
Some may think the cardiologist
Is their best friend
But the colorectal surgeon knows...
He'll get you in the end!

Why be a colorectal surgeon?
It's one of those mysterious things.
Is it because in that profession
There are always openings?

When I first met a colorectal surgeon
He did not quite understand;
I said, "Hey nice to meet you
But do you mind? We don't shake hands."

He sailed right through medical school
Because he was a whiz
Oh but he never thought of psychology
Though he read passages.
A doctor he wanted to be
For golf he loved to play,
But this is not quite what he meant...
By eighteen holes a day!

Praise the colorectal surgeon
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don't shine!


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PostPosted: Jan 20th, '07, 17:07 
Les... have you seen that link to the eBay auction down Wollongong way?.......... lol


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PostPosted: Jan 20th, '07, 17:20 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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Nope - received this one by email from my BIL which immediately broke into song on opening it and the screen was covered with blokes "mooning" me (the mongrel :lol: )


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PostPosted: Jan 20th, '07, 17:25 
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what a beautiful image Les!


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PostPosted: Jan 20th, '07, 17:34 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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hehehe - I played it a few times trying to work out how I could get the same effect here but had to settle for a lesser version :sad5:


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PostPosted: Jan 20th, '07, 18:03 
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classic! yeah we don't shake hands! :lol:


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PostPosted: Jan 20th, '07, 18:18 
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Very nice of you to think of me? :?
That was one of the reasons that I moved into mental health - I dont have to go below the neck now.
This should go down a real treat at work tomorrow. :pottytrain2:


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PostPosted: Jan 20th, '07, 18:25 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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hehehe - your avatar says it all


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PostPosted: Jan 20th, '07, 18:26 
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Nice, loads of good punch lines!


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PostPosted: Jan 20th, '07, 23:46 
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les you should be able to save it to the computer and put it on u tube or sumting of the sort


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