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PostPosted: Jul 27th, '11, 15:08 
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You know what they say Arbe, if you want it done right, sometimes you just have to do it yourself! :roll:


I am a big believer of that Faye.


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OK, that's it, my job is up for grabs..

I'm going outside to do the fun stuff. :)


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PostPosted: Jul 27th, '11, 18:35 
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Wow. I would so love that job. Pity I live in SA (South Africa) instead of SA (south Australia). Time to emigrate. Join all the other educated South Africans living in Australia. But Then whose gonna fly the AP flag over here?


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PostPosted: Jul 27th, '11, 19:21 
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OK, that's it, my job is up for grabs..

I'm going outside to do the fun stuff. :)


Here we go again, now we are looking for someone who never sleeps and happily works 7 days a week for the minimum wage. Designs ap systems, mags and meals for the staff as well as homes for chicks, chooks and rabbits.Enjoys surfing the net & monitors the flock and school and it dept. Only someone with a sense of humour need apply :)


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PostPosted: Jul 27th, '11, 21:46 
Sounds almost like my job description... except for the bit about being happy with a minimum wage...


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:think: Not sure you have thought that ad through thoroughly enough (that’s a lot of "th"'s and "ough"'s for one sentence), I reckon I could sink the company on the unlimited cappuccinos clause alone :lol:


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PostPosted: Jul 28th, '11, 11:58 
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Had me wondering where all the ""th"'s and "ough"'s" were in the add... Ahhh, YOUR sentence.... :lol:

Man, you get to a limit with the coffee's pretty quickly... I know, I'm there... :shock: :shock: :shock:


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Ill take it on Faye, I can supply my own vehicle....


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PostPosted: Jul 28th, '11, 12:05 
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Okay Charlie,
We will just add the logo and you can drive around all day spreading the word. You could be the advertising department, yeah :thumbright:
You might get home for dinner every second night, if you're lucky.


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That's a much better job than my normal day job... I dug holes, moved tree prunings, put together pizza ovens... Ahhh much nicer than sitting in front of the box for the whole day....


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I love this job offer so much, I would VOLUNTEER!

I'm serious.

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PostPosted: Aug 4th, '11, 23:29 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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Brian Fanner wrote:
Wow. I would so love that job. Pity I live in SA (South Africa) instead of SA (south Australia). Time to emigrate. Join all the other educated South Africans living in Australia. But Then whose gonna fly the AP flag over here?


Actually I think you are about the same distance away as me. Either way, it's way to far to walk to work every morning.


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PostPosted: Aug 4th, '11, 23:32 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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earthbound wrote:
OK, that's it, my job is up for grabs..

I'm going outside to do the fun stuff. :)


What would you do with all that extra income if you took that job? :)


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PostPosted: Aug 4th, '11, 23:49 
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That might be interesting. What kind of moving allowance do you provide? How long does it take to learn OZZIE speak? I have not found a translation book for Southwest American to Oz English.

Oh well I retired a couple of years ago and I do not like early mornings.


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