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 Post subject: Hummonia
PostPosted: Oct 10th, '09, 14:20 
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4L aged humonnia, pick up only, Bullsbrook Hills, $40.00

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Comes complete in handy carry bottle with handle.

Your purchase includes 24hour tech support for 1 year, one free refill, an instructional DVD of how to use hummonia and how to produce your own hummonia at home using my special recipe and patented copyrighted technique :drunken:

As I have copyrighted "Simo's Special Blend #53 Hummonia" you will not be able to sell any of the hummonia you produce.

Franchise opportunities exist.


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 Post subject: Re: Hummonia
PostPosted: Oct 10th, '09, 14:26 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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Thats a pisser


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PostPosted: Oct 11th, '09, 06:40 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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LOL. Think there is a special market for humonia collected at a particular time of day?

Hum........ Actually, I'm sure there is a market for Humonia but that isn't likely to show up on this forum I would hope.

LOL :drunken:


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PostPosted: Oct 11th, '09, 11:39 
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you will have to find a local buyer as I don't think it is legal to send toxic substances via Aussie post :wink:


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PostPosted: Oct 14th, '09, 17:49 
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Thank you to everyone who equired about the 4L of hummonia, it has now been sold.

I am working on another batch right this moment and I will advertise when it is ready.

I thank you for your patients as I am sure you understand I can only produce a small quantity in a given time. I plan to increase my production later in the year when the boat my "workers" are arriving on finally reaches ashmore reef and they are processed through the detention centre.


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 Post subject: Re: Hummonia
PostPosted: Oct 14th, '09, 19:19 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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I thank you for your patients

?????????????? How Many ppl did you put in hospital with that last batch ??????????????? :lol:


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PostPosted: Oct 18th, '09, 18:48 
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I should have specified that it was for adding to FT water only. oops :wink:


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PostPosted: Oct 18th, '09, 19:03 
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You will also have to put on the standard warning for your next batch:

"May contain traces of Nuts"

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PostPosted: Oct 18th, '09, 19:05 
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Or processed with the same equipment that may have contained nuts. :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Oct 18th, '09, 23:32 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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Or is it, "was Produced by a Nut" ? :wink:


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PostPosted: Oct 19th, '09, 05:46 
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all of the above :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Hummonia
PostPosted: Oct 19th, '09, 08:20 
Normally, I'd be happy to take the piss out of anyone.... but this is probably going too far... :mrgreen:


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The title of this thread would not usually be of interest to me personallly :puke:
(Friends who travelled on holiday with us when I took them to visit the Nature Loo supplier
(Home composting toilet) said they would never again eat my home grown veges if we got one of them.
Can you imagine what they would say if I told them how what we added to the fish tank. :shock:
They wouldn't eat our fish or veges. :roll:

:clap: :clap: But I did have a laugh I must say, rather entertaining :lol: :lol:
Clever people frequent this forum.


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PostPosted: Oct 19th, '09, 11:52 
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monya wrote:
all of the above :wink:



+ 1 :lol:


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PostPosted: Oct 19th, '09, 13:31 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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I have just finnished my 4 th stubby :oops: time to go and top up the ft


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