Backyard Aquaponics
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Oh stop oh stop she cried
The limerick competition is all but fried
But the Judge said 30 seconds more
Is the time to withdraw
So Nocky you will just have to go and hide.

i didn't win the hat
so i will not stop
till all the trout in the country
are dead
and my silvers are fat

Sore looser

maybe a sore loser
but my fish that I chooser
are silver and taste great
when I will finally get them to the BBQ plate

While Nocky's head is still in a spin
and Monya's sore that he did not win
there remains no doubt
that the rainbow trout
is the first choice for APers to have in

Not true KE, must I raise my voice?
For silvers are clearly the first choice,
They prime the system
and cycle it so then
we can have big fat trout and rejoice!

So, silvers are not the worstest,
we put them in AP for a purpose
but the bacteria grow
and the water perameters show
its time to switch to a trout feeding circus

there are more freaking limericks now the comp has finished and the quality is much better maybe we need practice before the next comp, but not *frack* ing limericks
KE hat is on the way today
Monya my TROUT are fine thanks
Rick, now you limerick, why not during the comp?? you woulda won and saved 10 bucks in postage
Kuda keep drinking, your limericks are better that way, oh maybe it's because i'm drinking they read better

hmmm, which one to ban....

Nocky to begin with I feared submitting less than the best quality I could muster in my current state of mind at the time. Now we're just trying to rattle them off as fast as we can. Mainly to irritate I'd guess.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Jaymie asks "Which one to go"
too many to choose
just who shall lose
their right to send these poems of woe.

That one I like

You cant ban all of us, thats half of the forum gone

I've been working all night and I'm tired,
But I can't sleep because I'm so wired.
So I'll play on the web
'Stead of going to bed,
and see if my limerick's admired.

Your limerick was very weak
'cause you are so short of sleep
You would be better going to bed
To rest your weary head
and then that girlfriend of yours you will be able to keep.