Backyard Aquaponics
A place to discuss aquaponics

there once was a man from Nantucket
who kept his trout in a small bucket
with no room to swim
and the plants way too slim
high aquaponic levels won't cut it

nice Thorn, it is not the same man I knew from Nantucket the one I knew had a large appendage that he wanted to stick in his ear, among other things,

Limericks are great, keep them coming, less than 2 weeks to go

sitting in here inside,
its raining cats and dogs outside
i've been watching the perch all morning,
because trout are boring
and I'm trying to salvage some pride

It isn't really fair
To comment, when you're not there
It's easy to pout
When you've got lots of trout
So please, consider Monya's despair

to the perch could you please be more fair
not so greedy, they eat with some flair
hot sun kills the trout
in the cold, barra pout
silver perch only suffer when you err
(alt. I admit I'm a Silver Perch killer extraordinaire...)

All over SA Monya was heard to Shout
Steem it's not fair why can't we have Trout
We should pack up and move to WA
off to the State of Excitement, Today
But in Adelaide we will perch no doubt

I gotta stop I already have hat, but it is a bit addictive

Your state is so far, although inviting
And I'll take you word that it is exciting
But it's only a plate full of trout
That removes any doubt
I might have as to relocating

At the mere mention of trout,
does monya turn up his snout,
filling him with the need to lurch.
Trout has its luster
but tortured by feather duster
does he express his love for perch

post a limerick containing the trout
feeble attempt at entertainment, no doubt
but I joined in to their scheme
with some rhyme without reason it seams
now on to build a homemade flout

in Bosnia we love Trout
even though soldiers blow my house inside out
mother in law boil fennel
she live outside in a kennel
where she belong with the trout.

one day soon she will die
not dave from Bosnia cry
I hate her guts
she has big nuts
hope blow her up in sky.

she eat dave all's trout
and didn't shout
what do she should pay
another day
for my *frack* trout

hope bone stick her throaght in
and cause her to feel pain
like dagger through her heart
she always do stinky fart
after eat Dave's trout.

So your trout aren't surviving so well in Bosnia, Dave? I think it might be healthier to put mother in law fences on the tanks... After all it's what I did to stop my dog

Dave ... long time no hearing... how are they hanging mate?

Dave hanging long and loose
much like a moose
or a 500 gram trout
what impressive spout
dave make rude comment about juice.

I met a bloke named Stu
'reckons 'ponics is the thing to do.
He may not have Trout
but he's a bit of a lout
and grows basil using perch poo.