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This is one for all the sickos here Enjoy
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One night, a little blind boy's mother said to him, "Anthony, if you pray really, REALLY hard tonight, when the sun rises tomorrow you will be able to see!" Needless to say, Anthony prays up a storm! Morning came and Anthony is still blind.
He starts crying and his mom rushes in. She gasps, "Anthony, what's wrong?"
Anthony wails, "Mommy, I prayed so hard but I'm still blind!" His Mom gently pats him on the head. "I know, honey. April Fools!"

Little Tommy was doing very badly in maths. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centres, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.

After the first day, little Tommy came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room & started studying. Books & papers were spread out all over the room and little Tommy was hard at work. His mother was amazed.

She called him down to dinner and to her shock, the minute he was done he marched back to his room without a word and in no time he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for sometime, day after day while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.

Finally, little Tommy brought home his report card. He quietly layed it on the table and went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, his mom looked at it and to her surprise, little Tommy got an A in maths. She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said"Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little Tommy looked at her and shook his head, no.

"Well then" she replied"was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT was it?" Little Tommy looked at her and said"Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around.

That's a ripper

LMAO

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US Naval
>ship and the Canadians, off the coast of Newfoundland, in October 1995.
>
>CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid
>collision.
>
>AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to
>avoid a collision.
>
>CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to
>the South to avoid a collision.
>
>AMERICANS: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert
>YOUR course.
>
>CANADIANS: Negative. I say again, you will have to divert your course.
>
>AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER US LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST
>SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE
>DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU
>CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, SAY AGAIN, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR
>COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
>
>CANADIANS: We're a lighthouse. Your call.

Unbelievable... I guess the lighthouse won that one

A picture says a thousand words

Nice one King Erik

Luv it - wife heard the laughter and came to check, ah well back on rations again

Ell

Love it... is that why I cannot understand them.
And is that why they cannot explain to us what they want..
No offense is implied or intended..
C1

That ones gonna gost us, guys...........their all out there scouring the internet to find the best pick on men email.............when all we did was be truthful........

I'm waiting for the pic of a mans brain compared to a womans brain. All the sections on a man's brain are dedicated to sex (and aquaponics) on a woman it's all shoes and socialising

Recently received news:


[font=Courier New]Some of you may know or have heard of my ex-wife, Natalie. She had started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her licence shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.


Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in a garden in Cape Town because of bad weather and crashed.


The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on
board. No one on the ground was injured. Photograph above was taken at the scene and shows the extent of damage to her aircraft. She was very, very lucky.[/font]

... Lucky Pic placed in page 10....

wait for it....