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I reckon it would have been worth it Ell. I wish you a speedy recovery

that was the damage done by the wife when she caught me

well the wifey got to be a real mean one. Wow how big is she? lol

et

haha so worth it Ell and nice pic CG.

Dunno if this one has been posted yet... I shake my head, & yet still laugh at this kind stuff.. heheheh..

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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. (HAHAHAHA so true in so many ways... thank goodness for that! )
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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"I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always."

My father was always very proud of his family crest, above the pic of the rampant lion are two right hands, because WE'RE ALWAYS RIGHT!

thanks for the post---I didn't know all that, now I have to retrain the C&K's.

> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a
> beautiful blond woman waving at him and says
> hello.

> He's rather taken aback, because he
> can't place where he knows her from.
> So he says, "Do you know me?"
> To which she replies, "I think you're the father
> of one of my kids."
>
> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
> ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My
> God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
> that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies
> watching, while your partner whipped my butt with
> wet celery???"
>
> She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm
> your son's math teacher."

Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks

over at him and asks the question.



WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: " Shit."

some funny pics

1986, My days spent in the US Navy. This was on our way to Perth

LOL - not a wise thing to tell your partner, even if it were true

you the pilot Mike? and how old were u then

No, I was never a pilot. I was ...20 I think when we landed in Freemantle. USS Carl Vinson...during Christmas, we were there twice during my enlistment. LOVED IT! There was a girl.... hmmmmm....