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Devoured her in one gulp.

Fortunately, she had her trusty pocketknife with her, and had recently taught herself how to fillet tilapia. Granted, it's harder to do that from the inside of the fish, but she had cut herself out of the Giant Martian Tilapia in no time. Unfortunately, the sticky mess that resulted attracted the attention of.....

my mother in law who we shot to mars becaus et the old bitch wouldn't die, now she bocome martian and she smeell like tilapia too. My MIL think snorkel boy for sweets would be nice, no meat in not a problem, she used to no food. he just sweet as sugar in them shorty bathers and him chest hair send her wild!
After my MIL had her 3 minute of passion with paperclip boywonder....

These Alien Tilapia where finally driven back to their ship by the paper-clip army. Little did they know Chappo had re-plumbed there water supply with copper pipe ..... all dead.

Thats it?? The end??? We want more more...

(What's with the paperclip I don't get it )

GOKUL - Look at Steve's signature line and thing McGiver

Paper clip ,, look at Steve's posts ,, he is like the McGyver of BYAP ,, he can do anything with a paper-clip.

If you don't want all the Tilapia dead,............... but some of the Alien Tilapia had noticed the new plumbing and..........,,

As adaptive as they had become on Mars, the heavy metal acted as a stimulant.

Not only did the single mass still hold the ability to morph itself into one giant Tilapia, this time it retained all of the eyes of the individual tilipia. As it proceed forward on its' fins in a walk/crawl, Janet's curious cat approached and was struck but the giant tilapia's tail then lapped up with the strange 2n long tongue that resembled a frog's tongue.

The Tilapia wandered about the radio station (at least that is where I think the damn thing is), the long tongue grabbing rubber plants, hanging baskets and other foliage. With each plant the tilipia gained strength (well, the few silk plants and flowers did do much but...).

The giant tilapia grabbed a batch of wiring and ripped it from the radio station wall. Gently chewing the copper wire as a cow would cud, it moseyed out into the streets with its thousand eyes scanning the surroundings ......

it spotted the truck that was chugging along the street, foul smoke belching out of the exhaust. The giant tilapia followed the truck and .......

jumped aboard. The side of the truck had a picture of an Orca and the single word: "SeaWorld". The giant tilapia had fallen in love.

@ gokul

(Awesome illustration!!! You Rock, Gokul!!)

Startled, the driver took one quick look at the giant-multi-eyed tilapia and attempted to jump out. The tilapia's tongue flashed out and grabbed the driver, devouring the driver and , as the driver had forgotten to unbuckle his seatbelt, left the giant tilapia in the driver's seat.

One hundred eyes gazed about the cab of the truck. One of the eyes caught the GPS direction unit on the dash, then another... soon, over 50 sets of eyes were glued to the driving direction unit. It said "Destination SeaWorld". The tilipia followed the directions, turning as the arrow showed the way toward infatuation.......

In the dark recesses of it's mind something called out as it's infatuation pulled, in the darkness it dragged and quested toward the ultimate goal.
In the twisted, tormented and scarred vestige of a single yet multiple mind it argued, "I am/we are" , "we need/ I need" (sea world was getting closer) 50 different minds were screaming,...... one was listening, gleaning, gathering, debating on it's own.
50 separate minds were telling, demanding, ordering "YOU MUST",......... one was not capitulating.
50 minds Seeked, 50 minds Raged, 50 minds Thrashed, 50 minds argued.

50 minds were blown as dust to the winds.

As the last few hundred meters of tarmac were travelled.........................