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The Guy with the tie is John Howard, Our prime minister

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He seems to think so, lives in a big house, gets driven around, not sure exactly what he does but...

Not sure Monya... I don't think so... I got them sent to me from a friend, don't know who the photographer was, or the guy in the T shirt.

LOL,just seemed familiar I used to work in corporate boxes at Subi, really just a good excuse to get paidto watch the footy!

[color=violet]HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in the laundry basket according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts etc.

Get in the shower.

Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it is clean.

Condition your hair with conditioner enhanced with grapefruit and mint.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mould spots with tile cleaner.

Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in a super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and the hand towel on head.

If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. [/color]
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave in a pile on the floor.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see your wife along the way, shake willy at her making the "woo-woo" sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair.

Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

Wee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.

Admire willy size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the "woo-woo" sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW BECAUSE MOST OF IT IS TRUE ! ! ! ! !

Oh Ma Lordy So much truth in that it's shameful ROFLPML

haha bloody hilarious Jaymie! Had me in fits!!

love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TIE MAN is our glorious leader............John Howard, the prime minister

Tell me the guys face in the second pic doesn't say "man, i can believe i'm getting away with this......." LOL

CB, click on post reply at the bottom of your screen.
then type your message, and there will be another button that says "add attachment". click on that and then browse your computer for the picture.

Then submit

Lol Steve, can you imagine anyone getting that close to Bush or Blair? It wouldn't happen. You'd be on the ground in a submission hold before you could say "war on terror"...

Like the kid who hugged the PM the other week on his birthday while wielding a screwdriver, the PM's minders just watched the kid run in and give him a hug...

True blue............................................

Jaymie, i missed your post earlier. i was laughing becasue most of it is true..............then i laughed harder becasue you knew i was laughing

A former body building champion owns a pub, and makes quite a bit of money with a bet he has now and then with the patrons. He gets a glass and a lemon, and with one huge muscular arm squeezes the lemon into the glass, then bets all comers that they can't squeeze one more drop out of it, the winner getting the weeks takings from the bets, kept in a large jar behind the bar. o-one ever is capable of it. One day, a small, weedy-looking bespectacled weakling witha sunken chest walks quietly up to the bar to ask directions, and sees the nightly lemon-squeezing bet going on. He watches for a while, and asks if he can have a go. He puts his $10 on the bar, and takes the lemon in his pale little hand. He squeezes easily and to astonished gasps from the crowd and the bar owner, three drops fall from the lemon into the glass. Everyone cheers and the bar owner dutifully hands over the jar full of money. As the little guy goes to leave, the bar owner askes "I have to know...how did you do it? Are you one of these martial arts experts who is much stronger than they look or what?" The little man looks up at him and says "Erm, no actually, I work for the Tax Department."

My hat goes off to that guy, he has guts. But then JH may in fact be stupid enough not to realise anyway. Like the guy with the screwdriver... hehe! I wouldn't be suprised if JH was looking to his left all day, trying to find the stupid guy that everyone was talking about!

Friend of mine is a vet(animal doc) not veitnam and has been working on a special project.........