Right up front I'd like to say, since this is my idea, I'd like to be given the privilege of naming it.
To that end, I'm naming it the....
SEASONALLY ADAPTIVE DEPLOYMENT of GEO-RELALATIVE INSTALLATION TECHNOLOGY since that is quite a lot of typing, I've decided that it will be appropriate that the acronym "SAD GIT" be used as an alternative, in honor of its inventor....me.
What can a "SAD GIT" do for me you ask?
SAD GIT will finally overcome the bane of nearly all serious gardeners who deploy shade cloth to protect their plants. It's for those serious gardeners who lay awake at night wondering "How can I get the right amount of shade for my plants?"
The beauty of "SAD GIT" is it does it in a way that should never need to be adjusted as the near perfect amount of light will be applied to you beloved plants at all times in all seasons. This is "set and forget technology" the best kind
"That sounds too good to be true" "Shade needs to be adjusted to suit the individual plants needs and a "SAD GIT" cant do that", I hear you say.
Of course, there will be gardeners for whom even a "SAD GIT" is not enough, these are the people who commune with their plants on a spiritual level they're beyond mere gardening. The special garden gurus know instinctively that a plants shade needs change not only seasonally but minute by minute according to the passing clouds and they willingly wrestle with their solar protection and do it with earnestness. Unfortunately if you are such a person a "SAD GIT" isn't enough. I understand, I feel your pain.
Here at telonline we are constantly looking to the future and are developing an ACTIVE RADIANT SUNSHINE ENVELOPE HOME OPERATED LATTICE EQUIPMENT package which, keeping with tradition, we intend to name in honor of our financial backers.
So without further adieu' I give you SAD GIT.
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