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PostPosted: Dec 22nd, '10, 07:48 
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you pass wind consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb..
(Now that's more like it !)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig..)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)


(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?)



The flea can jump 350 times its body length.. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain..
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.
In other words, send it to everyone!
(and God love that pig!)


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PostPosted: Dec 22nd, '10, 10:36 
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Nup......... Just rubbish someone has made up I'm afraid....

Working from the bottom up, "humans and dolphins sex for pleasure"?
No, try monkeys, and try those ones in the middle of Africa that hardly ever stop going for it..

Polar bears left handed?
No evidence exists of this...

Do starfish have a brain?
Yes, just not like most animals we know.

Ostrich eye bigger than brain?
Well no surprise there, look at the size of the eye.

Cat urine glow under blacklight?
Yep, and a dogs, and rats, etc, etc..

Generally if something ever says "pass this on to your friends" then chances are that its just made up stuff and you should never be passing it on through emails.... :)


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PostPosted: Dec 22nd, '10, 10:56 
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But what about the pig.... :D


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