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What do you call 100 dead economists at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!!!
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| Author: | Uncle Yarra [ Sep 8th, '09, 19:21 ] |
| Post subject: | Economist Jokes |
In these troubling times, let's not forget to take the mickey out of those who so greatly deserve it. I'll start. Three economists go hunting deer. They spy a prize buck and the first economist takes aim and fires. He misses, the shot is ten yards to the left of the deer. The second economist takes a shot and misses as well, about ten yards to the right. The third economist jumps up & down with glee shouting "We hit it! We hit it!" |
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| Author: | Uncle Yarra [ Sep 8th, '09, 19:31 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Economist Jokes |
What do you call 100 dead economists at the bottom of the ocean? a) Who cares? Just keep ignoring them! b) The question doesn't make sense - there isn't enough of them. |
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| Author: | aquamad [ Sep 8th, '09, 19:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Economist Jokes |
Quote: What do you call 100 dead economists at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!!!
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| Author: | RupertofOZ [ Sep 8th, '09, 23:07 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Economist Jokes |
Uncle Yarra wrote: What do you call 100 dead economists at the bottom of the ocean? a) A seance b) An example of sea level rise c) A think tank d) Shark food e) Euthanasia f) Correcting the decline in a nations IQ rating |
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| Author: | earthbound [ Sep 9th, '09, 06:56 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Economist Jokes |
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly." Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four." Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?" A civil engineer, a chemist and an economist are traveling in the countryside. Weary, they stop at a small country inn. "I only have two rooms, so one of you will have to sleep in the barn," the innkeeper says. The civil engineer volunteers to sleep in the barn, goes outside, and the others go to bed. In a short time they're awakened by a knock. It's the engineer, who says, "There's a cow in that barn. I'm a Hindu, and it would offend my beliefs to sleep next to a sacred animal." The chemist says that, OK, he'll sleep in the barn. The others go back to bed, but soon are awakened by another knock. It's the chemist who says, "There's a pig in that barn. I'm Jewish, and cannot sleep next to an unclean animal." So the economist is sent to the barn. It's getting late, the others are very tired and soon fall asleep. But they're awakened by an even louder knocking. They open the door and are surprised by what they see: It's the cow and the pig! An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. - Laurence J. Peter |
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| Author: | Angie [ Sep 10th, '09, 03:33 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Economist Jokes |
What do you call a recently graduated economist? "Sir, I want a large raspberry mocha." True story at local Starbucks. |
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