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PostPosted: Oct 1st, '06, 07:09 
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This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US Naval
>ship and the Canadians, off the coast of Newfoundland, in October 1995.
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>CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid
>collision.
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>AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to
>avoid a collision.
>
>CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to
>the South to avoid a collision.
>
>AMERICANS: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert
>YOUR course.
>
>CANADIANS: Negative. I say again, you will have to divert your course.
>
>AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER US LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST
>SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE
>DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU
>CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, SAY AGAIN, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR
>COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
>
>CANADIANS: We're a lighthouse. Your call.


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Love it. So what does it all really mean? You need to know when to be a bit humble?


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Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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