There was a young man from SA
Who always has plenty to say
On the subject of TROUT
He behaves like a lout
And won't live it down to this day

There once was a fellow named stu
with a very unusual point of view
I'm sick of these trout
He was heard to shout out,
I'm a perch man through and through.

I went to "The Fish Farm" today
For trout was willing to pay.
I said, Where's the trout?
Stu said, GET OUT!
and Tooperang's closed in May!

This Monya fellow seems a bit queer
As he tries to grow Silvers at the coldest time of the year
While the rest of us grow big fat healthy Trout
He's drowning his sorrows in his stout
Lets cheer him up and give him the hat from John Deere

Said Stu the gallant fishmonger,
it's for silvers my clients do hunger,
for despite their good rap,
those TROUT are just crap,
it's perch that make men feel younger

It's unanimous in the west
we show them to our guests
Stu you will have to agree
there's no better than thee
Trout are the best of the best

There once was an aquaponics crazed lad
But the "gov's" rules and regs made him mad
For he longed for some Trout
And would be fined if caught out
So instead it was silvers he had

It isn't really fair
To comment, when you're not there
It's easy to pout
When you've got lots of trout
So please, consider Monya's despair

There once was a fish farm at Meadows
That was run by the oddest of fellows
Tho' fish was his game
We all thought it strange
That the mention of trout made him bellow

sitting in here inside,
its raining cats and dogs outside
i've been watching the perch all morning,
because trout are boring
and I'm trying to salvage some pride

shit who picked those???????????????????????????????

More to the point who wrote those oh we know that
No Posting in Here Thanks

Like I said
We're tied up with 3 on 5, need more votes, Monya has run out of SA mates to pay off by now