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Author:  Jaymie [ Dec 23rd, '08, 06:56 ]
Post subject:  Christmas Sillies for the Silly Season
Top 14 Xmas carols for the psychologically challenged ;)

1. SCHIZOPHRENIA : -- Do You Hear What We Hear?


2. AMNESIA -- I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas.


3. NARCISSIST - - Hark the Herald Angels Sing-All About Me


4. MANIC -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants, and.....


5. MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are.


6. PARANOID --- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me.


7. BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.


8. FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER -- You Better Watch Out! I'm Gonna cry; I'm Gonna Pout! -- Maybe I'll Tell You Why


9. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER -- Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle bells.....


10. AGORAPHOBIA -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, but Wouldn't Leave My House.


11. SENILE DEMENTIA -- Walking in a Winter Wonderland--Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe


12. OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANCE DISORDER -- I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus-so I Burned Down the House.

13. SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER -- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

14. ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER -- We Wish You.. . .Hey Look!!! It's Snowing!!!
Author:  RupertofOZ [ Dec 23rd, '08, 07:09 ]
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:cheers:
Author:  faye [ Dec 23rd, '08, 07:11 ]
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LOL :lol:
Author:  creative1 [ Dec 23rd, '08, 07:23 ]
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:lol: :mrgreen:
Author:  RupertofOZ [ Dec 23rd, '08, 07:27 ]
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Funny thing is... by the time Xmas eve gets here... I reckon I'll have exhibited nearly all those symptoms.... :mrgreen:
Author:  jessy [ Dec 23rd, '08, 07:28 ]
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:blackeye: :lol:
Author:  monya [ Dec 23rd, '08, 18:17 ]
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my kids exhibit most of those every day :roll:
Author:  Jaymie [ Dec 23rd, '08, 18:23 ]
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ALL day :lol:
Author:  monya [ Dec 23rd, '08, 18:24 ]
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what about:
compete lack of control over emotions:

Me: Emily, I am calling Santa and telling him not to bother this year

Emily: (Scream, cry, yell)

Me: Well get into bed now and not another peep :twisted:
Author:  Jaymie [ Dec 23rd, '08, 18:29 ]
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you know you can fly a black flag over the house to let Santa know not to stop at that house, cos that's where the bad kids live :evil5:

works for our two ;)
Author:  Dufflight [ Dec 23rd, '08, 18:32 ]
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:laughing3: :lol:
Author:  creative1 [ Dec 23rd, '08, 18:34 ]
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Better check outside your place Duff 8)
Author:  Dufflight [ Dec 23rd, '08, 18:39 ]
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:shock: No Santa. I've been good. Unless he's reading this post. :twisted:
Author:  KudaPucat [ Dec 23rd, '08, 18:58 ]
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The term 'good' too often appears to be relative.

"Without evil, there would be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometime"
Author:  Jaymie [ Dec 23rd, '08, 19:05 ]
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you've met my children Hamish :roll:
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