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Hi
We are having some building work done. Non AP related.
So we moved some money from various savings account into our current account to pay the bills.
The builder had various bills to pay so I said I would get cash.
I asked for £5k.
Why do you want this money? What will it be spent on? The young lady behind the bank counter asked!
Well I don’t know what came over me but in my best American accent, Why American? I said, ‘Sex drugs and rock and roll’ Ok she said, and duly wrote it down on the form.
Now when I withdraw cash it;s ‘What is it this week?’ Sex? Drugs or Rock and Roll?
Somewhere a government statistic machine will say that 0.000001% of money was withdrawn for SDRR.
Hands up. It’s my fault!
Titus

Author:	Titus [ May 19th, '14, 01:46 ]
Post subject:	Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll
Hi We are having some building work done. Non AP related. So we moved some money from various savings account into our current account to pay the bills. The builder had various bills to pay so I said I would get cash. I asked for £5k. Why do you want this money? What will it be spent on? The young lady behind the bank counter asked! Well I don’t know what came over me but in my best American accent, Why American? I said, ‘Sex drugs and rock and roll’ Ok she said, and duly wrote it down on the form. Now when I withdraw cash it;s ‘What is it this week?’ Sex? Drugs or Rock and Roll? Somewhere a government statistic machine will say that 0.000001% of money was withdrawn for SDRR. Hands up. It’s my fault! Titus

Author:	BullwinkleII [ Jun 10th, '14, 21:50 ]
Post subject:	Re: Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll
Nice work. As long as there is no special tax on any of those things where you live and on a bit of a tangent... I worked with a guy who was dating a sex worker. We got talking about her occupation over drinks at our end of year x-mas party. She told me she paid all her taxes and put "Sex worker" as her occupation on her tax forms. She said you can put "hit man" on your tax forms, and as long as there is no subpoena for the particular document, the tax people dont care. Apparently lots of organized crime ... staff ... ultimately get busted for not paying their taxes. Who knew? This message brought to you in the interest of fair tax and emptying my head to leave room for more Fakts.

Author:	Tang Mo [ Jun 10th, '14, 22:11 ]
Post subject:	Re: Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll
Titus wrote: Hi We are having some building work done. Non AP related. So we moved some money from various savings account into our current account to pay the bills. The builder had various bills to pay so I said I would get cash. I asked for £5k. Why do you want this money? What will it be spent on? The young lady behind the bank counter asked! Well I don’t know what came over me but in my best American accent, Why American? I said, ‘Sex drugs and rock and roll’ Ok she said, and duly wrote it down on the form. Now when I withdraw cash it;s ‘What is it this week?’ Sex? Drugs or Rock and Roll? Somewhere a government statistic machine will say that 0.000001% of money was withdrawn for SDRR. Hands up. It’s my fault! Titus Nice one Titus, some suspect there's a run on the banks hence the added checks! HSBC were recently fined for laundering drug money, ok for some eh?!

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