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PostPosted: Aug 17th, '07, 11:52 
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hi all,

i would like to introduce my brand new super duper patented gravel washing device. this nifty contraption of engineering art will revolutionalise your life forever. no more messing around with little screens while breaking your back trying to wash your gravel. just load in the gravel with a shovel, turn on the hose and your off. this product also comes with a water saving feature unique to our design. just put the end of the hose hose into a bucket and it can be reused.

what would you expect to pay for this in the shops? well you can't because it's not available in the shops. but if it was how much would you expect to pay? $200 maybe $300? well for a very limited time you can get this revolutionary piece of engineering art for just 4 easy payments of $99. we will even throw in a free bag of gravel so you can get started straight away. but hurry, stocks are extremely limited and prices will have to go up so hurry or you will miss out and you will never forgive yourself. just send me your credit details and your order will be dispatched within seconds.


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PostPosted: Aug 17th, '07, 11:58 
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seems like capitalism isn't far behind ;)


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PostPosted: Aug 17th, '07, 14:00 
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Brilliant! Now I need to find an old washing machine to butcher! oh, and of course apply for the North American distributorship! :-)


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PostPosted: Aug 17th, '07, 17:25 
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I'm interested to hear you explain exactly how it works BF? :lol: So you fill it with gravel, and then...? :lol:


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PostPosted: Aug 17th, '07, 17:28 
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Does it come in different colours? What is the energy rating? how many stars?


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PostPosted: Aug 17th, '07, 18:42 
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you fill it with gravel, then run water through the gravel until its been washed.
the ingeniousness of this product lies in its simplicity.

sorry, no it doesn't come in other colours. each unit is unique though. it has a five star energy rating as well.

enough questions, send me credit details!


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PostPosted: Aug 17th, '07, 19:38 
Please send me you Nigerian Bank details immediately.....

I'll take a hundred!!


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PostPosted: Aug 17th, '07, 19:41 
URGENT ......

Please cancel above order...... my uncle back home in NZ has offered an alternative product with a proven history......

Apparantly they used to mix concrete in it in years gone by. :wink:


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watch it rupe, that nigerian back charges alot for cheque cancellations ;)

i can stop the order for you as i have contacts within the bank, can you send me $5 to bribe some officials?


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PostPosted: Aug 17th, '07, 19:52 
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lol


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PostPosted: Aug 17th, '07, 19:58 
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Is this a subsidiary company of Jim's Water Tanks, aka, Qsld Rainwater Tanks?

Joking aside, nifty idea!

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PostPosted: Aug 18th, '07, 08:43 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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BUT WAIT...THERE'S MORE


for no additional cost, you can then fill with anaerobic beach sand and de-nitrify you high nute levels (nuke the nutes), just by adding one small item... :D


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'Ell you also forgot the totally automatic fish scaler attachment. You just slide it in, turn on the water, toss in the fish, and start the motor. In two minutes your fish come out completely scaled! If you wait 3, they're filleted!


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PostPosted: Aug 20th, '07, 08:55 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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:laughing3: :lol: damn AP is fun :lol:


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