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PostPosted: Feb 11th, '07, 16:23 
Wow... a world cup for Australian Amateur Donkeys..... now there's a crowd puller I reckon Brian


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For those that are interested ...

The Charleville Camel, Donkey and Yabbie Race Festival is held every August.....

Camel, Donkey & Yabbie Racing

is really is one of those events that should be seen if ever you're up that way... a great few days....

.... Birdsville races are another.... although in two different years, after having stayed in Birdsville for nearly a week each time, I've yet to actually see the race....

.... don't ask LOL


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HOW DOGS CAME TO BE:

Where do pets come from?

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

And God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal.

And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, "I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.


After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."

And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was happy.



And Cat didn't give a $*&% one way or the other.


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PostPosted: Feb 12th, '07, 07:53 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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catfish dinner


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He's havin a ball


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Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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yeh thats a basketball.


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talk about biting off more than you can chew


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PostPosted: Feb 12th, '07, 12:58 
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"And Cat didn't give a $*&% one way or the other." :mrgreen: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Sounds like my old puss, I love it! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Feb 12th, '07, 13:05 
Be careful what you say in front of your cat...


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PostPosted: Feb 12th, '07, 13:11 
One for you Brian...


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Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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Thats a donkey short of a load!


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Hey that's one of them Helium Filled Donkeys, they were banned in Buggerup after a herd got blown into the powerlines back in '82!
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is that why they called that black tar-like residue... "ass-felt"


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PostPosted: Feb 12th, '07, 21:12 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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Brian Brian wrote:
Hey that's one of them Helium Filled Donkeys, they were banned in Buggerup after a herd got blown into the powerlines back in '82!
Brian

just after WW1


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PostPosted: Feb 22nd, '07, 05:37 
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every home needs one of these...









remember, it's just a painted floor....... how many beers have you had?


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