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scottt
PostPosted: May 17th, '09, 11:28 
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I went to "The Fish Farm" today
For trout was willing to pay.
I said, Where's the trout?
Stu said, GET OUT!
and Tooperang's closed in May!
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peterall
PostPosted: May 17th, '09, 18:09 
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There was a young graduate called Dan
Who with Stu was quite a fan
Of perch, not trout
But there can be no doubt
Trout are better for feeding to man
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PostPosted: May 17th, '09, 18:24 
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Monya is not a lout
With BYAP members he has some “clout”
He grows his fish
To be served on a dish
But first he has to get his trout out

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PostPosted: May 18th, '09, 10:42 
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A farmer from Meadows named Stu
Was feeling so terribly blue
He had no doubt
That he didn't like trout
But the others said poo, poo, poo.
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PostPosted: May 19th, '09, 15:30 
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Heaps of good ones so far, as it is my Birthday on Sunday (AND DON'T FORGET :party: ) will close the comp then, a couple of days to pick the winner, so come on give it a go, C1, OBO, Kuda, Chappo, Rick (win rick, save me postage :twisted: ), Jaymie, Steve, (admin and mods are free to enter) LKB just to name a few, get your entry in
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KudaPucat
PostPosted: May 19th, '09, 17:10 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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heh! I'm hardly a poet requiring as special mention.
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KudaPucat
PostPosted: May 19th, '09, 17:50 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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There once was a man named Stu,
Who couldn't work out what to do,
his fish licence said no
to the trout he would grow,
and all he can say is boo hoo.
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bundaberg kid
PostPosted: May 19th, '09, 17:58 
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lol....that only took u 40 min to create
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monya
PostPosted: May 19th, '09, 19:08 
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:lol:

If I don't win I am gonna send you some dead skanky silvers Nocky so ya better send me the frackin hat :twisted:
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Outbackozzie
PostPosted: May 19th, '09, 20:04 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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I like Ke's entry best so far :D
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monya
PostPosted: May 19th, '09, 20:43 
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who asked you :geek: :lol:
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PostPosted: May 19th, '09, 20:49 
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This Monya fellow seems a bit queer
As he tries to grow Silvers at the coldest time of the year
While the rest of us grow big fat healthy Trout
He's drowning his sorrows in his stout
Lets cheer him up and give him the hat from John Deere
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monya
PostPosted: May 19th, '09, 21:01 
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well said Trout Man :cheers: (well, the bit about giving me the hat anyway, will match nicely with my Lil John Deere Front end Loader :wink: :wink: :wink: )
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Outbackozzie
PostPosted: May 19th, '09, 21:06 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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I think the first line fits the hat :D
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creative1
PostPosted: May 19th, '09, 21:13 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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... a bloke on the farm who loves fish
Can create a great meal on a dish...
...Though confused with which species of fish
Silver perch was the plate fish D’lish
To teach the peasants the in streets trout was sacrifished


not enough grog :flower:
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