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Nocky: Groooooan!

For Fracks Sake Joel - that's terrible - makes Nocky's look fantastic (and it wasn't).

I'm still waiting for the punchline EB or was that it!

unfortunately that was it - a punchline with all the impact of a feather touching cotton wool.

Irish joke

Paddy gets a job working for a local builder
One morning the boss says "Paddy, can you go to the timberyard and get us some four be two"
"Aye" says Paddy and off he goes
The timber yard boss sees Paddy coming and asks "Paddy, what can we do for you"
"We need some four be two " says Paddy , and the timberyard boss leads him over the the four be two rack
"Now then Paddy , how long do you want it"
Paddy gets a confused look on his face then replies.
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"Well , we will want it for a fair while, we are building a shed out of it"

Now that's a joke !

these are turning into Dad jokes

It was a sunny Friday morning on the first hole of a busy course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. "Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please?"

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMAN'S tee kindly back up to the Men's tee."

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled: "Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, PLEASE!"

I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window directly at the person with the microphone, cupped my hands and shouted back, "Would the pr#$k in the clubhouse kindly shut the f@#k up and let me play my second shot?"

That is how I play too.

Internet Warning:


If you get an e-mail titled - ‘Nude photo of Julia Gillard’, don't open it...
It contains a nude photo of Julia Gillard.

wow that could be dangerous to your health

The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to Hell and Tiger Woods went to Heaven. The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in Hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error. "However", the clerk explains, "it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified".
Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.
On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven and they stop to have a chat. "Sorry about the mix up", apologises the Pope. "No problem" replied Tiger Woods.
Pope: "I am really anxious to get to Heaven"
Tiger: "Why is that?"
Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"
Tiger: "You're a day too late."

I thought we banned Tiger jokes a few pages back

After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian goalkeeper personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that travelled to South Africa. He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.