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PostPosted: Oct 14th, '06, 21:51 
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Ok so it seems some of us are getting some snow action (thankfully not me). I though i would post a little temperature guide for you all.

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
• New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
• Canadians plant gardens.
40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)
• Californians shiver uncontrollably.
• Canadians Sunbathe.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
• Italian Cars won't start
• Canadians drive with the windows down
32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
• Distilled water freezes
• Canadian water get thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
• New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
• Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)
• Hollywood disintegrates.
• Canadians rent some videos.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
• Mt. St. Helens freezes.
• Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
• Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
• Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
• Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
• Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
• Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
• Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
• Hell freezes over.
• The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.


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-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
• Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
• Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.


Maybe thats becasue the CO2 froze at around -78.5C :)

LOL, that was funny jtjf


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Its nice to be sitting in the tropics thinking of Buddies sitting on oil rigs in -70C weather. Kind of gives you a warm fuzzy feeling.


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i guess that "warm fuzzy " feeling has new meaning on those rigs :shock:


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Its nice to be sitting in the tropics thinking of Buddies sitting on oil rigs in -70C weather. Kind of gives you a warm fuzzy feeling.


Not as warm as the feeling of their bank accounts tho'.... ;)


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think what you could buy for the system...........


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But what system you would need to build it near a volcano to keep it warm


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who needs a volcano? just live in the tropics like all sensible people do


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Amen to that i can tell you i don't miss the snow will go home for chirstmas maybe 3 weeks max. To much snow at that.


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Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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Jaymie wrote:
who needs a volcano? just live in the tropics like all senstible people do

to true Jaymie


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makes you think though...............those rigs are the sort of places where AP would really be a good thing. Obviously the living quarters are heated, and you could make use of waste heat from kitchen / engines to warm a poly tunnel.

I'd do a stint on one to set up a system for them :shock: no worries. Need to bring every thing you need in one hit though, no bunnings stores nearby. LOL


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Hey Steve,
It might be a really good company idea. Providing people in remote places (like oil rigs and mines) with fresh veges and fish and something to do :D


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i'm not a sales person though. IMO gimmick ideas get produced and bought and good viable ideas for some reason fail.


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There is always someone else to do the tricky bits..
Stick with the bit you know and in list the ones you dont.
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A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, he leans over the side and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted


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