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Lots of laughs EB
well I would have laughed

I remember remarking to the bee lady at the market: " Out of everything, your box is the tastiest" Or something along those lines...
Then as a running joke (as we had laughed about it the first time) the next time I remarked on how she had every coloured box available. Oddly enough, box colours and hair colours are oddly similar - Grey, black, yellow, red, white box...
Now I know no faux pas will get me into trouble with that lady, we get on wuite well, and chat for about 30 mins every market.
It's amazing what an icebreaker can do huh?

lol yep it seems a wedding band sometimes seems to attract them too...what's up with that??? the harmless factor????

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.

A couple days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door again , and asks , "How long . The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 1 and 1/2 hours." The guy leaves .

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the door , and again asks "How long before I can get a haircut? The barber takes a quick look around the shop and says , "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves .

The barber turned to his friend and said, Bob, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."

A little while later, Bob returns to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,

"Your house!"

A LETTER TO JESSE JAMES


Dear Jesse,

You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?

How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.

She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.

Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named " America 's Sweetheart."

You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world
while you were porkin’ away.

You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated a**hole cheater on the planet!

How can you live with yourself!

I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of sh*t that you are:




Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let’s do lunch.

~Tiger

Another one from my archives:

It seems that the American version of fox hunting
involves several good-old boys who get together, let the dogs
loose, and relax on at their porch with a jug for an evening of
hound-music appreciation. One evening a fellow brought his
bitch Henrietta. When his friends learned that Henrietta had
just come into heat they urged the old man not to run her, as
most of the hounds were male.
"Don't you worry none," the old man said.
"Henrietta's the fastest hound in this country and once she
gets on that fox's scent no dog's going to catch her."
When the dogs had been cast and the jug was making
its second round, the old man, who was a bit deaf, asked his
son if the hounds were running. "They sure are, Paw," the son
said. "Is Henrietta running first?" the old man said.
"She sure is, Paw," the son replied. "Henrietta's way
out in front. Then comes Hank's dog Spunky. Then Andy's
new redbone, Bugle. Then Amos's walker, Flash. The fox is
running fifth."

Posted on another forum.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq8wbXAR4ZQ

Roberta Williams visited carl the day before he died. She noticed how fat Carl was getting and said "geez Carl, an exercise bike wouldn't kill ya"

Amusing and well done

The Dept of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told President Obama that 2 Brazilians were lost in Iraq .


To everyone's surprise, he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.


Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how much is a brazilian?'

This is not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.

That one worked much better with the subject being George Bush... Obama actually appears intelligent, Bush could never pull that off

No arguement on that, Bush was dumb as a dirt clod and surrounded himself with manipulators. Obama has similar crowd just different agenda. If only Nancy didn't have her hand up is arse moving his lips we may hear him say somthing original lol!!!
Nice little parody on the Candy man... enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO2eh6f5Go0

Ignore the first 60 secs...

Bet you can't do this... (circa 1944)

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=BN ... r_embedded

Wow!!!

Cood if i wanted to. . . its just findin' them pink cordroy shorts is the problem!!