Backyard Aquaponics
A place to discuss aquaponics

Yep, he wees when you whistle!

EDIT: since this went on to the second page I thought I better put the quote in, it looked rather odd all by it's self.

No offence ladies but please keep squatting. Us blokes get a real laugh out of that.

ROFL - We are letting them get to far from the kitchen first shoes now peeing standing up!!!!!!!!!

A few years back, I worked in Antarctica.
The girls were issued with a similar device as standard field equipment.
(No need to drop the thermal underwear in extremely cold weather)
Affectionately known as a piss-a-phone
Not sure how often they actually got used....

talk about your lemon popsicle

That would be a cool job.

my wife laughed at the idea until we were stuck in a bush with no toilets around. from then on she never left home without it. best $10 we have spent if just for the laughs.

Stuck in a bush??
Was it a prickly one?
How did you eventually get out???

It's a survival trait. Bush waits for the unwary, traps them, and doesn't let go until it receives ammonia fertilisation :-)