Backyard Aquaponics
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Well I almost finished mowing the lawn when I ran over the end of a string line. The reel came flying towards free but didn't quite make it because it finished unrolling around the mower.

Feeling hot and bothered I decided to call it a day and have a dip in the FT.

Dear wife saw me and left.

I got in the tank.

She returned with the fish food.

30 secs later I being bumped around the tank trying to maintain my balance while protecting my privates.

Better watch out Stuart, there's no telling what type of fish she might add when you're not looking

Surely there is a better name for this thread. Can't quite get the wording...
Wife...attack...fish...abuse...feeding time....piranhas...sinister
And it's Christmas Eve!

Funny the different ways a wife will show her love

Your a brave man Stuart, I would'nt put my privates in my FT's,

The Jade Perch try to bite the end off the probe on my PH meter when I put it in there.

Isn't there a Hollywood "beauty" schtick that offers hungry fish the bits of your body that you no longer want?

I think this might be an untapped market.

Considering we are expecting again I'm worried about the bits she might not want.

You have a strange way of putting it out there Stuart!
Congratulations

Sounds like the wife is training the fish to associate your bits with fish food!

That's hilarious, I was wondering how I should start the, " you should go get a vasectomy" subject with my dearest. This could be my intro...

I did it one summer down at the shop when we had good size barra... Not doing that again, like you say, it's a bit freaky when they swimming in and around you, bumping into you...

http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video ... y.cnn.html
I'll just leave this here...

I didn't watch the whole video but piranha's reputation is a myth, thanks to media and hollywood. That attack must be unusual, maybe due to food shortage or someone bleeding in the water.

I've gone piranha fishing in the Amazon, landed a few and when it got too hot just jumped into the water with them. All my dangly bits remained intact...