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 Post subject: Swimming with your Fish
PostPosted: Dec 24th, '13, 15:54 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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Well I almost finished mowing the lawn when I ran over the end of a string line. The reel came flying towards free but didn't quite make it because it finished unrolling around the mower.

Feeling hot and bothered I decided to call it a day and have a dip in the FT.

Dear wife saw me and left.

I got in the tank.

She returned with the fish food.

30 secs later I being bumped around the tank trying to maintain my balance while protecting my privates.

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PostPosted: Dec 24th, '13, 16:51 
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Better watch out Stuart, there's no telling what type of fish she might add when you're not looking :)


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PostPosted: Dec 24th, '13, 17:33 
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Surely there is a better name for this thread. Can't quite get the wording...
Wife...attack...fish...abuse...feeding time....piranhas...sinister
And it's Christmas Eve!


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PostPosted: Dec 24th, '13, 17:55 
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Funny the different ways a wife will show her love :D


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Your a brave man Stuart, I would'nt put my privates in my FT's, :naughty:

The Jade Perch try to bite the end off the probe on my PH meter when I put it in there. :shock:


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PostPosted: Dec 25th, '13, 00:32 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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Isn't there a Hollywood "beauty" schtick that offers hungry fish the bits of your body that you no longer want?

I think this might be an untapped market.


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PostPosted: Dec 26th, '13, 05:16 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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Considering we are expecting again I'm worried about the bits she might not want.


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PostPosted: Dec 26th, '13, 08:17 
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You have a strange way of putting it out there Stuart!
Congratulations :thumbright:


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Sounds like the wife is training the fish to associate your bits with fish food!


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PostPosted: Dec 26th, '13, 16:03 
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That's hilarious, I was wondering how I should start the, " you should go get a vasectomy" subject with my dearest. This could be my intro...


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PostPosted: Dec 28th, '13, 08:04 
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I did it one summer down at the shop when we had good size barra... Not doing that again, like you say, it's a bit freaky when they swimming in and around you, bumping into you... :shifty:


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http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video ... y.cnn.html
I'll just leave this here...


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PostPosted: Dec 28th, '13, 12:49 
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I didn't watch the whole video but piranha's reputation is a myth, thanks to media and hollywood. That attack must be unusual, maybe due to food shortage or someone bleeding in the water.

I've gone piranha fishing in the Amazon, landed a few and when it got too hot just jumped into the water with them. All my dangly bits remained intact...


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