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mylesau
PostPosted: Mar 19th, '08, 13:15 
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It all came about a day ago when a small Shubunkin named Steve, was cruising around a quiet little pond minding his own business.

Sudden jolt and large thump sound.

Steve: Ahhh! What was that, ooh oh, move, quick. It came from below, go up, go up. To quick for it. Hey look at me I’m flying. Whooo, going down, down, down.

Sudden jolt and large splat sound.

Steve: Ahhh! Ouch!!! No! Why am I lying on my side. Can’t get up.

Sound of frantic flapping.

Steve: Oh no, I’ve been teleported into a new world. Lots of Oxygen here and really ‘thin’ water. But I can’t move…

Sound of frantic flapping continues.

Steve: Still can’t get up. Starting to feel a bit thirsty now…

Sound of less frantic flapping.

Steve: Too much Oxygen – seeing bubbles. THIRSTY!

Sound of silence.

Steve:

Some time later.

Myles: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, …

Myles: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, …

Myles: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, …

Myles: Who took the fish. Bloody birds.

Noise of searching.

Myles: Crap, stupid fish, what made you jump out of your pond?

Sound of thinking.

Sound of steps.

Myles: Here, here, here!

Sound of ducks quacking.

Small thud.

Sound of ducks quacking.

The next morning.

Sound of boiling water with a gentle bumping noise.

Soon after.

Myles: Hmm, nice fresh egg for breakfast. Tastes a bit fishy?
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PostPosted: Mar 19th, '08, 15:30 
Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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hehehe 'steve' :D
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PostPosted: Mar 19th, '08, 17:11 
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Why were the ducks quaking?
Didn't feel much like a fairytale ending though.
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faye wrote:
Why were the ducks quaking?


'cause they ate Steve? :roll:

When I call them, they know foods coming...Quack! Quack! Quack!

Oh, now I see it...quacking!!! :oops:

Replaced 'quaking' with 'quacking' :evil3:
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Seems like your Tomato plants are growing well mylesau. Well Done!
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