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I can still remember all my imperial measurements (22 yards = 1 chain = length of cricket pitch stump to stump) lead me to this course
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and i'll ignore the elderly comment :evil5:


Check out the TAFE websites Les, your queensland ones should have relevant info, if not do it on distance ed via NSW or even SA.

As for the old fella comments ,ya know I'm only kidding, when you get to your age, no amount of mental stimuli will help :shock: :wink:


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Monya, you think 3 states of seperation is gonna save you?


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I'm really in the S%#T now eh ROFL. I'll be lucky to make it to his age!!


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Seriously, this cant be healthy.
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When's the back operation Stu - what hospital u gunna be in - maybe I can organise some post op exercising - like body twists, rolling the back over medicine balls etc. :tongue4:

Oh, you just remembered that I am an ex Sth Aussie guy, got some contacts that might be able to help you out - no what I mean :laughing7:

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Hey, if ya wanna talk about contacts, I have a beuty for ya :D

When I started mowing lawns, an old italian guy (shit there;s that old word again), came up to me and put his arm around me and guided me back to his house. He was about 4 foot tall but he had PRESENCE.

He asked me for a quote, I said, $35, he goes, Nah, you'll do it for $20, you look after tony, tony look after you :shock:
So, I mowed his stinkin lawn for 4 years and his daughters too, both drastically underpriced and crap jobs, had a few meals, and I mean 5 courses, wine etc for lunch :shock: at his place, right till the end, when his wife pissed me off one too many times and I left her lawn half mowed and packed up my gear and left :lol: I still ly awake at night waiting to see his face at my window with an ax or something to exact his revenge for my lack of loyalty :lol:

ROFL, sorry about the hijack Royale!! :oops:

Oh yeah, oyal Adelaide hospital, my favourite flowers are lillies and I love roses chockies :roll:


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HEY! A guy called tony told me "i shjuld look as this forum, and make friends with people" "one day i'll ask you for a favour........"

LOL, how good did it feel to leave the grass half mowed? :)


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IT FELT BRILLIANT!!!!!! 4 years of treating me like the lowest vermin, she got it big time. She even had the nerve to come up to me at another job later that day and ask me when I was going to come back and finish off!! My offsider said it was the funniest moment of his life when I got off my ride on and started telling her how life really was!!!


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So you looked after the father and he looked after you, is that what you mean :shaking2:


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you were mowwing his daughters? :shock:


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now you boys are dissing the daughters, don't make me call uncle tony!! :glasses5:


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you were mowwing his daughters? :shock:


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Poor Royale, all this stuff on his thread (I'm channelling Joyce now!)


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not even joyce could save this thread!!


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