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Author:  4xjbh [ Mar 22nd, '12, 12:55 ]
Post subject:  Wife For Hire
I had to work today and couldn't be present when my 50 SP turned up. Much to my surprise my wife received the delivery, opened the bag and gave them air, every 30 minutes added 500ml of water from my system, floated the bag in the tank for 30 minutes and released.

It's been 5 hours and no recorded deaths. She did such a great job maybe we all should benefit. :thumbright:

James
Author:  faye [ Mar 22nd, '12, 14:14 ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife For Hire
I think you should probably keep her to yourself if she's that good James :dontknow:
Oh and make sure you tell her how good you think she is, maybe with flowers :lol:
Author:  Dan` [ Mar 22nd, '12, 14:22 ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife For Hire
how much is postage to adelaide? :think:
Author:  faye [ Mar 22nd, '12, 14:26 ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife For Hire
Depends how much she weighs :flower:
Author:  Dan` [ Mar 22nd, '12, 14:29 ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife For Hire
hahaha i wasnt game enough to do that.... i made the mistake of asking a woman once.....
Author:  4xjbh [ Mar 22nd, '12, 17:55 ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife For Hire
Hmmm, maybe I should have noted SEQLD only, sorry Dan.
Author:  RupertofOZ [ Mar 22nd, '12, 20:05 ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife For Hire
Is she available for pick up... please post photo.... :mrgreen:
Author:  Dan` [ Mar 22nd, '12, 20:10 ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife For Hire
RupertofOZ wrote:
Is she available for pick up
once Mrs 4xjbh find this post... i have a feeling you may be able to pick up a newly single Ms 4xjbh :pain10:

Mr 4xjbh is gonna look something like this i recon :angel4: :angel5: :angel7: :angel8: :angel12:
Author:  Journeyman [ Mar 22nd, '12, 21:25 ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife For Hire
RupertofOZ may not be replying - if HIS significant other saw this I reckon it will be a while before that household needs to buy fish food... :twisted: :laughing3:
Author:  Zubin [ Mar 22nd, '12, 21:40 ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife For Hire
Thanks guys for the laugh. I sure needed it today.

And a wise one once said, if you want to get ride of your wife, say great things about her to other guys!
Author:  4xjbh [ Mar 23rd, '12, 05:56 ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife For Hire
Sorry, seems to be a typo there. Did you mean “ get a ride for your wife“
Author:  mantis [ Mar 23rd, '12, 07:43 ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife For Hire
Does she come with a boat, and can she clean fish :)
Author:  RupertofOZ [ Mar 23rd, '12, 20:28 ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife For Hire
Will she just deliver the boat.... and clean the fish when I come home... :mrgreen:
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