I just want to complain but figured I might give someone a laugh.
Only an AP fan would understand a person moving to a new home with a major concern for bringing thousands of pounds of rocks (clay media) with them.
I have about $1,200 worth of clay media. Going in, it didn't seem like much media. Taking it out, I have 20 trash bags full and it hasn't made a dent visually yet.
I get why a person would think it was insane bring rocks along while moving. I'm only moving about 20 miles north so its realistic. It's going look pretty bad for a new neighbor to have 100 trash bags in the driveway for a month.
Anyway the family reactions are hilarious and concerning. If I end up being committed someone please send help..... and "rocks"